Watched some of Keith Olberman the other night. I was very impressed. He must spend a fortune on facials and his pores. Other than that, Outrage Boy of MSNBC is a joke.

In a more perfect world, if one were to look up the words 'obsesses' or 'raving', there would be a picture of Keith-O. No more need be written.

I can imagine in three of four years that Keith-O would have his own subscription Internet/Satellite Radio/Cable Channel being sent from his new studio at the former Camp Casey in Crawford, Texas. Yes, Keith will be there to cover every person going
into or out of the Bush Ranch.

I am sure that he will get some great interviews while asking his great leading questions as he runs alongside their vehicles while banging his mike onto the windows.

"Sir, did you know that Bush is a war criminal? And you doing business with him! Sir, how could you? For the sake of humanity, why would you do business with such a despicable person - the worst person of the century?

"Idiot! I work for UPS. Didn't you notice the big lettering on the side of the truck? Can you spell? Get out of my way!"

"Oh? Picking up or delivering?"

"It's none of your business but at this time of the day we are usually delivering. Most people with sense enough to get out of the rain would know that."

"Then you were delivering something evil and nefarious? Plans to take over the government and throw our Saint Barack in Jail?"

"Saint Who?"

"Don't lie to me - the American people - sir. You, sir, are part of the criminal conspiracy who are dedicated to taking away the rights of every righteous American. I will fight you to my dying breath."

"My God, I just realized that your lemon aide stand with the camera has an address and I have a package for you. I think it's your meds. Here you go, sign here and get the hell out of my way."


"This is Keith Olberman reporting live from the Bush Survivalist Compound outside the community of Crawford, Texas. A community that could be rightfully now called a Village in that they have their Idiot once again in residence."

"Keith, this is Chris back in Washington. Did you know that there was a cow taking a dump behind you? So whatever you do, don't step back without looking . . . Keith? Keith? Damn, third time this month."